Just understand this.
- If you have a girl best friend, she will get jealous.
- If you give another girl the same amount of attention you give her, she will get jealous.
- If you hang out one-on-one will another girl, she will get jealous.
- If you have late night talks with someone else other then her, she will get jealous.
Just get that in your head guys. If it involves another girl. She will get fucking jealous.
yup.
(via rawrchelle)
“HONEY”
“WHAT”
“WHERE’S MY SPEECH NOTES”
“WHAT”
“WHERE. ARE. MY. SPEECH. NOTES.”
“I UHHHH. ORGANISED THEM.”
“WHAT?!”
“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW.”
“I NEED THEM”
“UH UH DON’T YOU THINK ABOUT PRACTISING THAT SPEECH TONIGHT I’VE BEEN PLANNING THIS DINNER FOR MONTHS”
“BUT AMERICA IS IN NEED”
“MY STOMACH IS IN NEED OF THAT FANCY DINNER.”
“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SPEECH IS WOMAN THIS IS FOR INTERNATIONAL JUSTICE”
“I’M MICHELLE OBAMA. I INVENTED JUSTICE.”
(via livinlikelexy)
Brendan loves Cameron
EXCUSE ME BITCH!!!! DONT BE GOIN AROUND SAYIN THAT SHIT BITCH ASS NIGGA!!!!!
Aha YOU FUCKEN FRUIT CAKE GYPSEY BALL SACK EATING CUNT
Love, Brendan(:
Just had this like…15 minutes ago. (: It’s like heaven in your mouth.
(via myawkwardteenyears)
(Mrs. Tran reading Jason’s poem)
Mrs. Tran: what’s YOLO?
~~~~
(Alex yelling)
Alex: MONIQUE. Take your stuff and come with me.
Jason: Oh yeah Alex, take charge.
Monique: What are you gonna do with me officer?
Isn't is "May I ask who this is?" ?
On the contrary my dear. But if you prefer it that way then ..May I ask who this is?
Hell no. I ain't jealous
Ahaha okay my dear. Who may I ask is this?
